| Secret #1 - Behind the fancy facade,
all slots are basically the same |
| Don't be confused or intimidated by today's new breed of slots.
Each year a new crop of slots hits the casino floor with their gimmicky
names (Cool Millions, Top Cat), theme reels (cows, frogs, spaceships),
and digital sound effects. But beneath their fancy facades, all slots
are basically the same. They're simply boxes housing the slots' hardware
and software produced by the manufacturer. And they all work on the
same principle: put in one or more coins and wait and see whether
you won or lost. They may have different pay out percentages or bonus
games but thats about it. |
| Secret #2 - Slot machine payouts
are usually random |
| Today's slots are controlled by a miniature computer (microprocessor)
that generates hundreds of win-loss symbols every second, 24 hours
a day, whether the slot is being played or not. And since the computer's
generation of win-loss symbols is 100% random, no one can predict
what symbol will appear on the screen and when. So beware of ads or
mail-order offers promising some "secret" or "sure-fire"
way of beating the slots. They're mostly worthless, out-of-date, or
out-and-out scams. Ask yourself: If you found a way to make millions
off the slot machines, would you sell it? |
| Secret #3 - Slots with four
or more reels may be bad for your health |
| If you see one, run, don't walk, past any slot with four or more
reels! Each added reel actually increases the odds against you by
the millions. |
| Secret #4 - Better to play
with coins rather than with credits |
| Don't play with credits. Some players claim that playing with credits
is a practical way of keeping track of a slot's ups and downs. But
when you play with credits, money can sometimes lose its meaning (you
don't think of those numbers in the credit meter as real money). It
may be tiresome to hand-feed coins into a slot, but when you hold
a bucketful of coins, you can see and feel the increase and decrease
of coins. And playing with coins forces you to slow down, which extends
your playing time. Remember. Fast is good for the casino. Slow is
good for you - you minimize the house edge. |
| Secret #5 - 'Hot slots' do exist |
| Casinos want players to see other players winning
- it's good free advertising for them. So often, they put their
better-paying 'hot slots' in heavy-traffic, highly visible locations,
with room for crowds to gather and cheer winners on. Such locations
include crosswalks, elevated carousels, and banks of slots near
the casino bar, lounges, change booth, and coffee shop. |
| Secret #6 - 'Cold slots' do exist |
| Know which locations to stay away from. Because
lots of them have very 'cold slots'. There are some places that
I have never personally witnessed anyone winning big - and these
are all in non-gaming areas such as airports, bus terminals, gas
stations, drug stores, and on cruise lines. |
| Secret #7 -
There is no "right", "wrong" or "best"
way to bet |
| If, like me, you go to a casino to get away, have a few hours of
fun, and maybe win a few bucks now and then, it doesn't really matter
how you bet: maximum, minimum, or a combination of both. Ignore
any "expert" or casino know-it-all who says to always
bet max coins. They always stress the possibility of winning - conveniently
overlooking the greater reality of losing. Just remember, it's not
their money you're playing with. |
| Secret #8 - It is "pure
luck"
|
| Regardless of what the "experts" say, winning at slots
is like winning at keno, bingo, and your state lottery - pure luck!
And luck is either with you at any one time or it isn't. If it's
not, it won't matter what strategy you use or what you do. |
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Secret #9 - Bribe a casino employee
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Ask an employee in the slots area which machine is the best to play
(based on how often they have noticed people winning at it). Offer
them a percentage of your profit for pointing you in the right direction.
Remember though, that this offers no guarantee of a positive payoff
for you. |
